Barney scares kids!

It's not the first time freakin Barney scares my sister. She loves him (Ugh) But she has this Barney toy that screams stuff like ''YOU'RE SUPER DOOPER!'' ''REMEMBER, I LOVE YOU'' ''YOU'RE MY VERY SPECIAL FRIEND'' which I find CREEPY. And sometimes he does ANIMAL IMPRESSIONS. Creepy much?

A really rare and weird illness called Curly Obsssesion

Howdy huw!
So I was going to follow the Curly Girl routine, and then told my mom that shampoo has the same ingredients as normal dish cleaner. And I was so freaked out, like I swore to myself to never use shampoo again, and she was so calmed down with the ingredients thing. She said ''well that's the way shampoo cleans your hair, right?'' And I told her I was going to wash my hair with only conditioner, and she was like ''Your hair is going to smell bad and be all greasy and stuff'' So we argued a little bit. Yuh.
So, back on Internet (Hallelujah! ) and found out it was TRUE.
*Cries*

Hey, why are you so FRIGGEN clumsy?

Good one. I get asked this question 19284728758 times.
There's something you must know 'bout me.
I'M CLUMSY. 

Today got my nails painted by me. (Little friggen monsters :O They're so cute)
So I was just closing the polish and it started literally FLYING over the room to end up on my computer. And now the whole screen is PURPLE. I can't really see a thing.

I go to dance classes (awesome) And When I open my soda to drink a lil' bit SPLASH the whole place had soda all over it. Had to clean the room at the end.

Other clumsy stories:
-Got invited to the cinema by my cousin and her little friends. Yay! Nothing better than spending my precious weekend baby sitting a  bunch of 7 year olds. Yay. *Sarcasm.
So when I was going to give one of them the pop corn bucket I dropped it. On the girls face. By accident. She started crying as I refused to admit it was my fault.

-On the pool we were throwing googles away and then swim over and catch them. Simple. But no. Clumsy girl had to throw the googles  SO SO SO FAR AWAY that it hit the lifeguard. Not in the head. On his... thing. Yeah. I was so embarrassed.

-Tripped over a backpack and ended up on the floor, and isn't it awesome? My big crush was staring at me with a O.o face.

-ANOTHER CINEMA ONE: it was my BFF's birthday we go to the cinema to watch Little Fockers and there was a couple in front of us. They were kissing and my friend didn't notice so I told her. But just in that moment the movie started and everyone was quiet and I was like laughing with my friend then I say LOL LOOK THEY ARE MAKING OUT! GET A ROOM! and they turned around and stared. JUST STARED. Awkward much?

A very FISHY STORY...

I spent 4 hours trying to figure out how to fishtail braid and... DID IT!!
So like Fish's the subject here...
''A long long long (not so long) time ago I was at one friend's house with my other 5 friends :D and the host's house had fish. On water (DUH) Not only 1 fish. not 2. not 3. 4 FISH. So one of my friends grabbed the other one's little sister (she was an effin 1 year old) and says ''Hey how do you call your fishes? FISHY?'' And me and my best friend BURSTED LAUGHING Uncontrollable. OMG. GOD. LMFAO is not enough to describe our laughter. Since then we call her the following nicknames:
-Fishy girl, and her fishy mom.
-Fashion Addict.
-Addict.
-Maddict. (You'll never guess why)
But the ''Addict'' ones are another story. I'll find some time to tell you.

Ladies & Gentleman...My blog.

Hello, so like it's my first entry I'm going to introduce myself. So don't freak out, and have fun!
Hereeee we GO!
I'm Skinny. Well that's not my name but I won't say it anyway. That's the way they call me (:
And I'm 14, curly hair ;) And awesome.
I'm clumsy, really clumsy. EXTREMELY CLUMSY,thank you. I drop to the floor all kinds of stuff. Like glass candles. Yeah, I know.
I'm pretty handsome awkward. No, but yeah.
To most people I'm ''weird'' because of some stuff that you'll find out while I write :D :D
I got one friend. Just Kidding. I have lots :O :O
Here's the things I love and hate:
I love:
*South park
*Glee
*Pop Corn
*My hair (sometimes)
*Songs. But only the good ones.
*My ipod
*Warner channel
*MTV
*Shaking it like a polaroid picture

I hate:
*Justin Bieber
*Dropping my ipod to the floor
*Dropping my sister to the floor
*My sister (most of time, not when she's sweet)
*The way my dog barks. It's kinda gay.
*Change!
*Getting serious with stuff like that
*Being abandoned WA!
*Getting like 98 calls from Brad Pitt everyday. Bazzinga.

So as you might have noticed I'm not the typical stereotypical girl next door. I've always been thin, except for 5th grade when I went to Brazil and started eating like a homeless. Then when I got back to school I was freaking chubby and hated myself. But things changed on 6th grade. Thank God!

I like quoting my favies!
Kyleeee <3 (Don't fool yourself. Kyle from South Park, he's my boyfriend and I love him but secretly I got a crush on Kenny.) I don't care if he's JEWISH!
lalala Gotta pee, wait a second!

Returned...
Well, I got like 17483728273564 funny, stupid, awesome stories for you to enjoy (If actually someone gets to read this.)
I started this blog to keep my dad from the computer he's like a computer freak.