Hey, why are you so FRIGGEN clumsy?

Good one. I get asked this question 19284728758 times.
There's something you must know 'bout me.
I'M CLUMSY. 

Today got my nails painted by me. (Little friggen monsters :O They're so cute)
So I was just closing the polish and it started literally FLYING over the room to end up on my computer. And now the whole screen is PURPLE. I can't really see a thing.

I go to dance classes (awesome) And When I open my soda to drink a lil' bit SPLASH the whole place had soda all over it. Had to clean the room at the end.

Other clumsy stories:
-Got invited to the cinema by my cousin and her little friends. Yay! Nothing better than spending my precious weekend baby sitting a  bunch of 7 year olds. Yay. *Sarcasm.
So when I was going to give one of them the pop corn bucket I dropped it. On the girls face. By accident. She started crying as I refused to admit it was my fault.

-On the pool we were throwing googles away and then swim over and catch them. Simple. But no. Clumsy girl had to throw the googles  SO SO SO FAR AWAY that it hit the lifeguard. Not in the head. On his... thing. Yeah. I was so embarrassed.

-Tripped over a backpack and ended up on the floor, and isn't it awesome? My big crush was staring at me with a O.o face.

-ANOTHER CINEMA ONE: it was my BFF's birthday we go to the cinema to watch Little Fockers and there was a couple in front of us. They were kissing and my friend didn't notice so I told her. But just in that moment the movie started and everyone was quiet and I was like laughing with my friend then I say LOL LOOK THEY ARE MAKING OUT! GET A ROOM! and they turned around and stared. JUST STARED. Awkward much?