A really rare and weird illness called Curly Obsssesion

Howdy huw!
So I was going to follow the Curly Girl routine, and then told my mom that shampoo has the same ingredients as normal dish cleaner. And I was so freaked out, like I swore to myself to never use shampoo again, and she was so calmed down with the ingredients thing. She said ''well that's the way shampoo cleans your hair, right?'' And I told her I was going to wash my hair with only conditioner, and she was like ''Your hair is going to smell bad and be all greasy and stuff'' So we argued a little bit. Yuh.
So, back on Internet (Hallelujah! ) and found out it was TRUE.
*Cries*